01 October 2008

Hai wanna be fat

Some people write about health tips and proper diet, a topic that I feel guilty reading about. Oftentimes, I am confused as to which health plan would really work. Here, I wrote a poem on something I do know about: how to be fat.

Cease exercising.
Eat white bread and rice always,
Even at midnights.

Munch on a hotdog
Every time of everyday.
Drink sugared liquids

With burger and fries.
Don't forget oil on pizza!
Then lie down to rest

Your swollen tummy
And your sagging butt. And then,
Do it all again.
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